“The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, and the word ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.”
Dear MPs,
You are probably aware of the above quotation. I’m sure this relates very well to so many of you. Today the horrific, shocking scale of Jimmy Savile’s abuse was revealed. Some of you will have known him, some of you will have met him, after all he was a high profile Conservative party supporter, and some of you may even have been aware of some of the allegations against him. I mention this straight away, as this goes right to the heart of the type of individuals most of you are.
Many of you claim that you go into politics to help others, some of you don’t even pretend to help others, it’s quite blatant why the majority of you became MPs. To those MPs who knew of allegations about Savile, did you push for him to be prosecuted while he was alive? Or were you a part of the conspiracy of silence which helped him to continue his sick abuses, in return for getting your photo taken next to him? I’d imagine some of you are in the latter category.
Another bit of news today, courtesy of the Vox Political blog. Apparently many of you think you deserve an increase in your taxpayer funded handouts. Let’s get one thing straight, you don’t! You are getting at least £65,000 already, many times more than other recipients of taxpayer funded money. Yet many of you want your taxpayer funded handouts increasing to support your very cosy lifestyle to at least a little above £77,000. The highest demand from benefit scrounging chancellor Osborne for a whopping £96,740.
Dear “honourable” (that’s irony for you, scrounging parasites demanding more handouts for themselves considering what they happily inflict onto others) members, why are you such greedy money grabbing leeches on society? I have a theory that it’s clearly in your bones to be workshy scroungers, of course, most of you never having had a real life, like those you claim to represent. You got into priveleged lifestyles through family. Mummy or daddy owned a family business that helped you. You married into money. You got a lovely directorship where you never knew what real work meant, let alone making a contribution to society. You were given most things you have on a silver platter, and have never had to fight for anything in your entire lives!
The 3 main party leaders, Cameron, Clegg and Miliband happily toss about the strivers/scroungers/”alarm clock Britain” rhetoric around as if they are entitled to use it. As if they are somehow morally superior to those of us who have actually gone through real life and worked for years. They happily make judgements as if they were medically trained professionals, and surprisingly enough given their poor performance and lack of real work ethics themselves think that a 32% pay rise is justified! Dear “honourable members”, you live on a different planet, most of you! You recently essentially cut public sector pay and voted for a similar real terms cut for other benefits recipients. Yet you demand a whopping 32% for yourselves!
You certainly are good con artists, I will give you that, politics is clearly the right career choice for con artists, frauds, self obsessed, image obsessed egomaniacs, and assorted outright criminals.
You do all of this, and much more, then you claim people don’t vote due to “apathy”. Get it into your mind, people don’t vote due to anger, not “apathy” as you continually claim in your deluded state. And yes, i’m entitled to state you, most of you, are indeed deluded. I know delusional when I see it! I’ve seen it in myself, obviously, and it’s also clear most of you are deluded, middle class out of touch idiots.
Let’s get another thing straight. You think the person who does a bit of window cleaning to help their family survive while on JSA, or maybe paper round, or a very rare cash in hand job while on Job Seeker’s Allowance is any worse than you? We’ve all heard the stories, but, in a sense you are much worse! Look at the huge difference between your benefits and theirs. Of course we all know there are very rarely stories about fraud involving thousands of pounds, that goes way beyond what most people would even contemplate. But not you! Oh no! the majority of you will blatantly fiddle your expenses then all you have to do is pay a bit back, then you make secret deals to get all that money back you have fraudulently obtained! That’s quite some level of fraud and criminality right there!
Some of you are reliigously inclined. So I will end on this note, parasitic greedy money grabbing abusers of the people. Take a good hard look in the mirror benefit scrounging scum, for you are the most corrupt, the most fraudulent bunch of parasitic criminals in this country, besides the bankers.
Take a good hard look in the mirror shirkers! Take that speck out of your own eye. Oh yes, I know what your beliefs are supposed to entail, so many of you don’t live up to them.
Fondest wishes that most of you will eventually rot in prison for your crimes, your corruption, your abuse.
MADD Suspicions




Comments on: "An open letter to MPs" (7)
top notch Madd, funnily enough i was thinking of writing a letter to Dave Cameron on this matter today, glad I saw this first because you have done it much more justice than I would have!
Thanks Moosey, although your version may be more appropriate, and maybe slightly more diplomatic? Haha
if calling them all cunts counts as diplomatic then yes it would be LOL
Are you sending this?
Hi, I’m trying to make sure as many of them see it as possible.
Perfect! So glad you’re doing this!
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